I'm Late, I'm Tired, I Might Be Dying

I’m Late, I’m Tired, I Might Be Dying is the ultimate journal for the chronically ill, the perpetually exhausted, and the people whose doctors keep saying “your labs are normal” while your body is actively doing performance art. This isn’t a wellness journal. This is a “my joints said no” journal. A “why do I have 47 symptoms and only 1 functioning cell” journal. A “yes, I’m dramatic, but also I might genuinely pass away in this Target aisle” journal. Inside, you’ll find dark-humor prompts, emotional check-ins, gentle chaos, and brutally honest pages for those days when simply existing feels like an Olympic event you didn’t sign up for. This book is for anyone with mystery illnesses, overlapping diagnoses, unexplained fatigue, and that one specialist who keeps telling you to “reduce stress.” (Bestie, if we could reduce stress, we would’ve done it two diagnoses ago.) If you’re tired of being tough, tired of being dismissed, and too tired to pretend you’re not tired anymore… welcome. This is your place to scream, laugh, spiral, and take notes like the feral little researcher of your own body that you are. Tend & Unravel — stationery for the chronically unwell & emotionally overqualified.